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| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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