| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
|
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
|
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
|
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
|
