| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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