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| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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