| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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