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| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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