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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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