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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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