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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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