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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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