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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never seen anyone so hideous as you before""Young man" she replied. " I didnt come here to be insulted""Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"
 
 


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