What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!

1. What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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2. What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!

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3. Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

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4. What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!

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5. What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!

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6. A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "Theyre L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

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7. What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!

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8. Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!

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9. Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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10. What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!

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