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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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