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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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