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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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