| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.... more
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