| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What criminal doesnt take baths?A dirty crook.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone whos just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosey. The other is... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Where does a vampire take a bath?In the bat-room (bathroom).... more
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