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| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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| Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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