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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:547
 
Joke:WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you cant remember).
 
 


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