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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:1183
 
Joke:A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it?""It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains."Whats it telling you now?" she asked."Well, it says youre not wearing any panties." he said.The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
 
 


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