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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid hes goin to die." "Shure, an why would he be dyin?" asked the other. "Ah, hes gotten so thin. Youre thin enough, and Im thin -- but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together."
 
 


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