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| "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and Ill never marry again. My first 2... more
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| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, Id have to say that... more
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| How do barmen surf the web?On the Gin-ternet.... more
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| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was pl... more
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| A regular at Bobs Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.... more
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gap... more
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| Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont... more
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| A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two sho... more
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| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a... more
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| A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat... more
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