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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:7925
 
Joke:A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you.""Why not?" askes the brain."Youre already out of your head."
 
 


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