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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:818
 
Joke:A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg."I thought you said your dog didnt bite!" the man says indignantly."Thats not my dog."
 
 


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