|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 685 | | | | Joke: | A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesnt even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the
nwindow $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar." | | | |
|
|
More Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun:
|
| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  | | WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.... more
| | 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  | | John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a n... more
| | 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  | | Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge wh... more
| | 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  | | A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, Im Jesus Christ. The first priest... more
| | 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  | | A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this gu... more
| | 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, do... more
| | 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.... more
| | 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender as... more
| | 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  | | Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I dont... more
| | 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun | | A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the barte... more
|
|
|
|
