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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."Youre under 18," replies the barman.
 
 


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