home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes  
 

 

CATEGORIES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:712
 
Joke:Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.
 
 


More Bar Jokes Beer Booze And Fun:

1.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  2 stars
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weig... more

2.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh pl... more

3.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  5 stars
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man... more

4.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  3 stars
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, a... more

5.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  4 stars
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunc... more

6.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  5 stars
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees th... more

7.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  4 stars
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes ov... more

8.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  2 stars
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didnt smell very good. Finally he... more

9.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more

10.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  1 stars
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," as... more


 
   
 




home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts