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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:2583
 
Joke:"Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, Id have to say that its a bag that tells you when youve drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? Ive been married to one of those for years!"
 
 


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