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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
Views:3927
 
Joke:A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, Id see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he responds, "Youre drunker than I thought!", taking the rest of the alcohol away, "That cat isnt coming in, its going out!"
 
 


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