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Category:Bar jokes beer booze and fun
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:803
 
Joke:A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guys house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guys wife comes to the door. The man says, Hello, Ive brought your husband home. The wife looks at the man and asks, Wheres his wheel chair?
 
 


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