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| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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