| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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