home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Blonde jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 2438   Joke: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night hes doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, hes going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "Ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! Im talking to that little idiot on your knee!"   More Blonde Jokes: 1.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!... more 2.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A: Married.... more 3.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?A. Because she was raking up the leaves!... more 4.    Category: Blonde jokes   Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?Blonde: I dont know. Why?Teller: It was easier to spell.Blonde: Easier than what... more 5.    Category: Blonde jokes   How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.... more 6.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?A: So they dont get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as t... more 7.    Category: Blonde jokes   A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.When... more 8.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?A: In case she wanted black coffee.... more 9.    Category: Blonde jokes   What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!... more 10.    Category: Blonde jokes   Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?A. "Thanks for the refill!"... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts