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| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to P... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "o... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main A... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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