home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Blind jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 382   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."   More Blind Jokes: 1.    Category: Blind jokes   Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldnt be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?... more 2.    Category: Blind jokes   One day two blind men started fighting.Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.Then one of the members of the crowd yelled o... more 3.    Category: Blind jokes   A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more 4.    Category: Blind jokes   How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more 5.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: Why was a blind mans leg wet?A: Her dog was blind too.... more 6.    Category: Blind jokes   Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more 7.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: What do you call a blind German?A: A Not See (Nazi)... more 8.    Category: Blind jokes   Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he... more 9.    Category: Blind jokes   A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see yo... more 10.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face?A: Learning to eat with a fork.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts