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Short Work Jokes
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Jim will not be in Today |
Jim
will not be in Today
"Jim will not be in today. He
is not feeling himself. Thank you.
"
THIS MEANS:
1. He doesn 't feel
the way he usually does.
2. He is not
in complete control of his hands.
3.
His emotions are shattered.
4. His
skin is numb.
5. He has transofrmed
into an alter-ego (i.e. professional
wrestler)
6. He is not feeling himself,
in a biblical sense.
7. He has been
covered in saran-wrap.
8. He is in
an isolation tank.
9. He wanted to
take a day off but couldn 't come
up with an actual illness to fake.
10.
He is feeling others.:)
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