True
Love
A woman and her friend are sitting
together having lunch after one of
the women 's husband 's funeral service.
The friend asks the woman if her husband
had any life insurance, and the widow
answered her. "Well, he had $10,000
in life insurance, but it is all gone.
" "All gone? ", the
friend asks, shocked. "Yes ",
said the widow. "I don 't understand
", says the friend. "How
did you already go through $10,000?
" "Well, it is really not
as bad as you think. " says the
widow. "I had to pay $5500 for
his funeral and burial, $500 was donated
to the church for the service, $1000
was what I spent on his suit, and
$3000 was for the memorial stone.
"Puzzled, the friend looks at
the widow and says "That must
have been a huge stone for $3000!
"The widow answers: "Yeah,
it was 3 carats! "
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