Road
Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving
in a large car, both women barely
large enough to see over the dashboard.
As they cruised along, they came to
an intersection. The stoplight was
red, but they just went right on through.The
woman in the passenger seat thought
to herself, "I must be losing
it, I could have sworn we just went
through a red light. " After
a few more minutes, they came to another
intersection, the light was red, and
again they went right through.
This
time, the passenger was almost sure
that the light had been red, but was
also concerned that she might be seeing
things. She was getting nervous, and
decided to pay very close attention.At
the next intersection, sure enough,
the light was definitely red, and
they went right through it.
She turned
to the other woman and said, "Mildred!
Did you know we just ran through three
red lights in a row? You could have
killed us! "Mildred turned to
her and said, "Oh my goodness!
Am I driving? "
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