New
Driver's Licence
Martin had just received his brand
new drivers license. The family troops
out to the driveway, and climbs in
the car, where he is going to take
them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately heads for the back
seat, directly behind the newly minted
driver. "I 'll bet you 're back
there to get a change of scenery after
all those months of sitting in the
front passenger seat teaching me how
to drive, " says the beaming
boy to his father. "Nope, "
comes dad 's reply, "I 'm gonna
sit here and kick the back of your
seat as you drive,just like you 've
been doing to me all these years.
"
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