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AUDIA ccelerates
Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe
Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed
Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices
Installed BMW Big
Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money
Waster BUICK Big
Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap
On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly
Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck
Every Time DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas EaterDrips Oil,
Drops Grease Everywhere FORD
Fix Or Repair DailyFound
On Road, DeadFast Only Rolling Downhill
GM General Maintenance
GMC Garage Man 's
Companion HONDA Had
One Never Did AgainHappy Owners Never
Drive Anything else. Hated Old Noisy
Damaged Auto HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing 's Driveable
And Inexpensive? MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies
Driving Slowly Make Others Behind
Infuriatingly Late Every day.Overpriced,
Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick
's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO Very Odd Looking
Vehicular Object VWVirtually Worthless
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