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Short Lawyer Jokes
| A
Man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator
walk into a bar and the man asks,
"Does this bar serve lawyers?
" "Of course we do... |
| My
dad 's a Lawyer
Two small boys, not
yet old enough to be in school, were
overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy... |
| Lawyer
in a Car Wreck
One day, there was
this lawyer who had just bought a
new car, and he was eager to show
it off to his colleagues, when... |
| Old
Dying Lawyer
A stingy old lawyer
was on his deathbed. He instructed
his wife to fill two large pillowcases
with money thinking he could... |
| Dying
Woman Needs Brain
A woman diagnosed as
having a brain tumor was told by her
doctor that she would need the transplant
of a one-pound brain... |
| Dead
Lawyer 's Grave
A woman and her little
girl were visiting the grave of the
little girl 's grandmother. On their
way through the cemetery back... |
| Billy
's Father is a Lawyer
A grade school teacher
was asking students what their parents
did for a living. "Tim, you be
first, " she said. "What
does... |
| Lawyer
vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician
had a dispute over precedence.They
referred it to Diogenes, who gave
it in favor of the lawyer... |
| A
Thief and his Lawyer
Carlson was charged
with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and
after a long trial, the jury acquitted
him. Later that day Carlson... |
| Half
of Everything
Three guys are walking
in an abandoned warehouse. They find
a genie bottle. They decide to rub
it.A genie pops out. He says... |
| Lawyer
Means...
What 's the definition
of lawyer? The larval form of a politician... |
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