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Short Comedian Jokes
| Trick
or Treat
I never actually grapsed
the whole "Trick or treat "
ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful,
adorable children or... |
| Surgery
I had my appendix removed.
There was nothing wrong with it, I
just did it as a warning to the other
organs... |
| HMO
My HMO is terrible.
They charge me for a self-examination... |
| Gas
Stations
Why do they lock gas
station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone... |
| Taxes
The IRS says they can
't give back 80 million dollars in
refunds because they don 't have addresses
for... |
| IRS
The IRS announced that
obese Americans are entitled to certain
tax breaks. Apparently, under the
new rules... |
| Psychic
Phenomena
Do you ever get the
vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This
is vuja day: the strange feeling that
none of this has... |
| Protesting
I 'm against picketing,
but I don 't know how to show it... |
| Escalators
An escalator can never
break; it can only become stairs.
You would never see an... |
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