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Short Bar Jokes
| Two Irish Men in a Bar
There were Two guys
at a bar. They were making small talk
and realized a couple of interesting
things.. this is how their conversation
went... |
| Flush
A drunk gets up from
the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling
scream is heard coming from... |
| Drunk
Guy and the Nun
There was a guy in
a bar one night that got really drunk.
I mean really, really, really drunk.
When the bar closed he got up to go... |
| Me
Drunk?
A fellow decides to
take off early from work and go drinking.
He stays until the bar closes at 2am,
at which time... |
| High
Tech
A guy walks into a
bar and sits down. He starts dialing
numbers like there 's a telephone
in his hand, then puts his palm... |
| Beer
and a Box
A drunk walked into
a tavern, sat down at the bar. He
placed a small cardboard box on the
bar, and ordered a beer... |
| Spit
on my Beer
One evening, Frank
was drinking at a bar when the bartender
came over to tell Frank that he had
a telephone call... |
| 3
Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk
into a bar and sit down. The first
vampire says, "I 'd like a pint
of blood. " The second vampire
says, "I 'd like a... |
| Blowin
Chunks
Okay a man is in a
bar and he 's gettin really drunk
and he goes home. He comes back the
next day to get his jacket and... |
| The
Knot
A string walks into
a bar and ask the waiter for a beer.
The waiter says, "I am sorry
but we can 't serve strings here... |
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