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Short Practical Jokes
Gorilla
Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with
a gorilla. "Is anyone interested
in a little wager? " he said,
flashing some large bills around.
"I 've got $500.00 here that
says my gorilla can hit the ball longer
and straighter than anybody here at
this club. In fact, he hits it 500
yards right down the middle . . .
every time! " Everyone in the
pro-shop started laughing.
After a
moment, the newest pro at the club
and the longest hitter in the area
spoke up, "I gotta see this!
" he said. "You know, what?
I 'll take you up on that wager! Meet
you on the first tee. " When
they reached the 585-yard par-5 first
tee the trainer led the gorilla to
the tee box, put a driver in his hands,
set a tee in the ground. The gorilla
did the rest. Sure enough, he smashed
his drive right down the middle and
clear out of sight.
When the ball
finally came to rest it was on the
green -- 6 inches from the cup. The
pro was astonished. "That 's
incredible! " he exclaimed. "How
did you train him to hit the ball
like that! " There 's no need
for me to tee off. I couldn 't beat
him with a stick. Here 's your money.
" As the pro walked off the green,
still shaking his head, he turned
back to the trainer and said, "Oh,
by the way, how does he putt? "
The trainer responded, "Just
like he drives: 500 yards. Right down
the middle. Every time. "
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