Made
in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien
with an emergency: Our largest condom
factory has exploded! " the American
President cried, "My people 's
favorite form of birth control! This
is a true disaster! " "Bill,
da Canadian pipple would be 'appy
to do anyt 'ing wit 'in der power
to 'help you, " replied the Prime
Minister.
"I do need your help,
" said Clinton. "Could you
possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP
to tide us over? " "Certainment!
I get right on it! " said Chretien.
"Oh, and one more small favor,
please? " said Clinton. "Oui?
" "Could the condoms be
red, white & blue in color, at
least 10 " long and 4 "
in diameter? " said Clinton.
"No problem, " replied the
Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien
hung up and called the President of
Trojan Condoms. "I need a favor,
you got to make 1,000,000 condoms
right away and send 'dem to Hamerica.
" "Consider it done, "
said the President of Trojan.
"Great!
Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc
et rouge in colour; at least 10 "
long and 4 " in diameter. "
"Easily done. Anything else?
" "Yah, " said the
Prime Minister, "an ' print 'MADE
IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM ' on each one.
"
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