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Short Men Jokes
If
Men Made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months
ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void
after seven days.
2. If you don 't
want to dress like Victoria 's Secret,
girls, don 't expect us to act like
soap opera guys.
3. If we say something
that can be interpreted in two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad
orangry, we meant the other way.
4.
It is in neither your best interest
or ours to make us take those stupid
Cosmo quizzes together.
5. Let us
ogle. If we don 't look at other women
how can we know how pretty you are?
6. Don 't rub the lamp if you don
't want the genie to come out.
7.
You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done -
not both.
8. Whenever possible, please
say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
9. Christopher Columbus
didn 't need directions and neither
do we.
10. Women who wear Wonder bras
and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs
stared at.
11. When we 're turning
the wheel and the car is nosing onto
the off ramp, you saying "This
is our exit " is not necessary.
12.
Don 't fake it. We 'd rather be ineffective
than deceived.
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