Ears
Lookin at You
A man with no ears is trying to find
a new reporter for their news show.
The first candidate walks in, and
the boss says, "This job requires
you to notice a lot of details.
What
is one thing you notice about me?
" The guy says, "Well damn!
You got no ears man! " So the
boss yells, "Get out! "
The second candidate comes in, and
the boss says, "This job requires
you to notice a lot of details.
What
is something you notice about me?
" The guy says, "That 's
easy, you got no ears! " So the
boss says, "Get out! " As
the second candidate leaves he sees
the third candidate about to go in
and says, "The boss has no ears
so don 't say anything about them,
cause he is really sensitive about
it. " So the third candidate
goes in and the boss says, "This
job requires you to notice a lot of
details. What do you notice about
me? " The guy says, "Your
wearing contacts! ",
And the boss
says, "Yeah, how did you know?
" So the guy replies, "Well
darn, you can 't wear glasses cause
you ain 't got no ears. "
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