Old
Dying Lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed.
He instructed his wife to fill two
large pillowcases with money thinking
he could pick them up on his way to
heaven.
Several weeks after his funeral
the widow found two pillowcases full
of cash in the attic. "The old
fool, " she thought, "I
knew I should have left them in the
basement! "
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