Lawyer
in a Car Wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who
had just bought a new car, and he
was eager to show it off to his colleagues,
when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler
came out of nowhere and took of the
driver 's side door with him standing
right there. "NOOO! " he
screamed, because he knew that no
matter how good a mechanic tried to
fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer
ran up to him yelling, "MY JAGUAR
DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH
DRIVER!!! " he exclaimed. "You
're a lawyer aren 't you? " asked
the policeman. "Yes, I am, but
what does this have to do with my
car?!?! " the lawyer asked. "HA!
You lawyers are always so materialistic.
All you care about is your possessions.
I bet you didn 't even notice that
your left arm is missing did you?
" the cop said. The lawyer looked
down at his side and exclaimed, "MY
ROLEX! "
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