LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with
the club pro one day. The first duffer
teed off and hit a dribbler about
60 yards. He turned to the pro and
asked, "What did I do wrong?
"The pro replied, "Loft.
"The next golfer teed off and
duck hooked the ball into the woods.
He asked the pro the same question.The
pro again answered, "Loft. "The
third teed off and sliced into a pond.
He too asked the pro, "What did
I do wrong? "Again, "Loft.
"As they were walking down the
fairway, the first duffer finally
spoke up to the pro. "All three
of us hit completely different tee
shots and yet when we asked you what
we did wrong, you gave the same exact
answer every time.
So what does Loft
mean? "The pro shook his head
and said, "Lack of Friggin '
Talent! "
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