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Short Doctor Jokes
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and
asks assistant for an anal deodorant.
The assistant explains that they donít
stock them. The man insists that he
bought his last one from this store.
The assistant passes man on to the
pharmacist, who explains that store
has never stocked such an item.
The
man explains he bought his last one
from this store only weeks ago and
has done for several years. The pharmacist
asks man to bring in his last purchase
and he will try to match the product.
The following day, the man returns
to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant
to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist
asks why the customer thinks this
is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously
of the underarm stick variety. The
customer explains that instructions
on reverse state, "Push up bottom
to use. "
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